Ready, Set, Go!
There's nothing like the suspense of the Olympic start gate, particularly when a skier is about to hurl himself down a quadruple black diamond slope at 70 miles an hour. The tension in the air is palpable as he plants his poles, preparing to push off, then a disembodied voice from behind the start gate shouts, "Come on Bode, you can buy your momma some roses!!!"
Bode probably spent the entire run puzzling over what the guy meant instead of applying himself because he promptly came in 7th.
Why don't we make our own Top 10 list of inspirational exclamations that could help Bode do better than he has. For example,
1. "Come on Bode, there's a Guiness waiting for you down there!"
2. "Come on Bode, the Olympic officials are coming up here with a breathalyzer!"
3. "Come on Bode, Cheney's comin' and he's got a gun!"
4. ?
posted by Ting at 10:32 PM
1 Comments:
I guess that no one is watching the Winter Olympics, or if they are, then no one really cares about Bode and all of the hype.
On a positive note, the South Koreans beat Ohno again to take two more medals in speed skating. As the Klingons say, "Revenge is a dish best served cold!"
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