For Grownups Only

Against my better judgement and at the bidding of one of our blog team members (ahem!) I am posting this somewhat risque material because it had me slapping my desk and laughing out loud. So censor yourselves now or forever hold your sides laughing...

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
name and generic name. For example, the trade name
of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called naproxen. Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin,
mydixarizin, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can
no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of "cocktails" and "highballs".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being
spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and hard XXXXs but absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.