My Favorite Things Uncensored

-A dead deer on the side of the road, one less pest in my garden
-Retrieving a big chunk of wax from Connor's ear
-The end of my period
-Passing an obnoxious driver who got stuck in traffic
-Getting away with finishing the last bit of really, really old leftovers without poisoning the family
-Letting it fly with abandon after being uncomfortably bloated in a social setting for a whole evening
-Bringing home cool toiletries from a five-star hotel
-A Wegman's run with a girlfriend in the middle of the work day
-Not being charged extra for soy milk in my latte
-A fantastic find at the Dollar Store or the Redbox at McD's