Say what?

Bob was complaining to me last night that I don't listen. I find that kind of humorous, because I can recall many a time when I've told him over and over again about a planned family activity, the day arrives, and it was as if I had been talking to the wind. That's why I have a particular appreciation for this joke my office mate dropped on my desk today, I'm still laughing :)

Man driving down road
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, "PIG!"
Man yells out window, "BITCH!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought for the day:

If only men would listen...